When searching the internet we can all accidentally arrive upon some quite unlikely results.
Occasionally our innocent requests are met with a barrage of unwanted attention from sex workers, Nigerian Lawyers or Facebook recommendations.
My cousin recently wanted to clear the bin-liners full of the accumulation of years of junk from her backyard.
However she asked google if anyone was available to “respectfully enter my[sic] back passage and empty their bags”.
Imagine her response. 🤣
It’s easy to ask search engines the wrong question.
Soon enough we will be shown all the answers. All too soon. Whether we want to hear them or not.
For instance according to some accidental enquiries on the internet-
Apparently:
There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.
“Threesome” is far too loose a term to describe and though often requested is a subjective niche and unfortunately all too easily open to, on reflection, rather disappointingly exploited interpretations for the casual observer to endure.
Also…
Surely only sexually damaged or old people want to watch 40+ people performing porn on a regular basis.
It could be argued that the same can be said for modern music.
©️Rolling Stones
Boy and girl bands are now indistinguishable…
The prevalence of producer DJs in the current charts smacks of a complete lack of imagination and/or belief by the establishment for young urban musicians to become working class heroes.
©️yokoono
Trios appear to be a thing of the past and yet somehow old people still sell huge amounts of records despite often being deeply buried beneath the sands of time and lost within the now ignored rock and roll archives of the last few decades.
Of course these are just the extremes.
They are after all only slightly more funny than the obvious contenders for ridicule in this case.
©️millivanilli
Imagine if you will
The Spice Girls. -not funny.
Shakespeare’s Sister. Not funny
Atomic Kitten. – funny.
Keep your searches safe!
Always remember to be humble.
Someone will always judge you.
Search for the truth.
Be yourself.
Don’t forget to be awesome.
Buy your favourite tune, don’t stream it from a free site.
Keep music alive.